Dracula Swap Swag

Can you read my note? It says "Along with items (and creatures) found in Mr. Renfield's cell at the asylum, please find a momento from the wedding of Mr and Mrs Harker. Love, your swap pal." See my rat? He's very soft and fuzzy... Laura took him to bed last night. And my bugs? They're attached to my cowl, but once I took them off to go out in public, the girls stole those as well.
A pretty knitted barette for my hair. (I'm wearing it right now. :) )
A pin with an "R" stitched on it. This could be for "R"enfield, or for "R"onni. You decide. :)
My crofter's cowl, made with Manos del Uruguay. I've been wanting to make this, and have been wanting to feel this yarn, as my LYS doesn't sell it. Now I've gotten to feel it, and don't have to knit my cowl, it's already been done for me! I've worn the cowl for the past two days. I think I have thin blood, I'm always cold!

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